“I do solemnly swear/affirm that I will at all times demean myself fairly and honorably as an attorney and practitioner at law” – from the Maryland Attorney’s Oath.
I don’t endorse this attorney. I don’t know him, and if this piece of blaxploitation video production is his advertising, I will take pleasure in the fact that he is a Texan and not a Marylander.
Offensive/NSFW depending on your workplace internet and EEO policies. Exercise discretion.
The link (embedding disabled): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdqZWRl680&feature=share.